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My Complaint About Your Stupid Bar Habits

I’ve held my tongue long enough on this issue. It is Winter. For months now it has been getting more and more inappropriate to order one of these:

mojito

But every single time I go out, I see at least one person sitting there stupidly sipping on one of these little faux-pas. This drink is for the Summer. It is also a pain in the ass to make. Every time you order this in the winter, your bartender makes a mental note to never become friends with you and give you free drinks. This will begin to be acceptable again in May.

What’s up with this?

 

Poor grasp of ghost biology.

So there’s this movie coming out called The Unborn in which a woman is haunted by the ghost of the twin brother she didn’t know she had because he died in the womb. In the trailer, she is followed by this little boy ghost who is like 6-8 years old. This is not how ghosts work. She should be followed around by a fetus-aged ghost. I would even accept a ghost the same age as she is because he is her twin. But it’s not like ghosts age at a slower rate than the living. He should either not age or age at the same rate as the rest of us. I call bullshit on this movie. 

I do not intend to see this movie; but if you see it, and they address this issue, please let me know.

Sandwich

This word does not have an “m” in it. Please take note. I do not want to hear anyone saying “samwich” ever again. Sandwich.

Public Transport

I sure do love it when buses smell like perfume AND farts. Thanks, Boston!