I’ve held my tongue long enough on this issue. It is Winter. For months now it has been getting more and more inappropriate to order one of these:
mojito
But every single time I go out, I see at least one person sitting there stupidly sipping on one of these little faux-pas. This drink is for the Summer. It is also a pain in the ass to make. Every time you order this in the winter, your bartender makes a mental note to never become friends with you and give you free drinks. This will begin to be acceptable again in May.
