My Complaint About Your Stupid Bar Habits

I’ve held my tongue long enough on this issue. It is Winter. For months now it has been getting more and more inappropriate to order one of these:

mojito

But every single time I go out, I see at least one person sitting there stupidly sipping on one of these little faux-pas. This drink is for the Summer. It is also a pain in the ass to make. Every time you order this in the winter, your bartender makes a mental note to never become friends with you and give you free drinks. This will begin to be acceptable again in May.