So this is a product that has bothered me off and on since it first came on the market a couple years ago and I had forgotten about it for a while but then the last time I was in the grocery store, I saw this again:
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED
What the hell is this? Who thinks to themselves, “you know what I want to eat? One prune. That would be SO GREAT right now.” And to further confuse matters, according to the package, one serving is four prunes. I can understand you want maximum prune freshness if you are someone who wants to eat prunes (you freak), but if you’re going to eat four, do you really need to unwrap four packages? Besides being inconvenient, that’s a lot of extra trash for your weird snack. I mean, I’m sure they get all weird and stick together like raisins do eventually because people will undoubtedly buy this tube of prunes thinking they’ll start eating healthy snacks but then they’ll eat like two of them and remember that Cheetos Puffs are awesome and these will sit in the pantry forever mocking you for your snacking habits, so I suppose keeping them separate makes some sense. I don’t know. Gross.
