I’ve held my tongue long enough on this issue. It is Winter. For months now it has been getting more and more inappropriate to order one of these:
mojito
But every single time I go out, I see at least one person sitting there stupidly sipping on one of these little faux-pas. This drink is for the Summer. It is also a pain in the ass to make. Every time you order this in the winter, your bartender makes a mental note to never become friends with you and give you free drinks. This will begin to be acceptable again in May.
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This word does not have an “m” in it. Please take note. I do not want to hear anyone saying “samwich” ever again. Sandwich.
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I sure do love it when buses smell like perfume AND farts. Thanks, Boston!
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What’s the story with people not putting gravy on mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes alone have basically no flavor. If you ask me, they are only a way to put gravy in my mouth.
Also accepted: cheese and bacon.
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This color is obviously orange. What are they trying to pull? I’d rather send my stuff in A. Duie Pyle, which is disgusting.
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